Thursday, August 1, 2013

Cruncher Chronicles: How Do You Decide Who to Marry?

by Cruncher


Inspired by this gem, Cruncher answered the following questions:


HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

somebody that does not like yuck stuff ... somebody that has pretty hair.

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

21 because you um maybe when your'e 25 you're gonna have children.

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

by how they look. by how they talk sooooo boring, like teenagers talk boring, or like cool people talk boring. [Editor's note: "cool people" = hipsters?]

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

that they look like they are my mommy and daddy and they're not strangers. [Editor's note: So, the only thing we have in common is that he looks like us, and we know each other. Cool.]

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

they do boring stuff like go to shops and read books at home while the kids are at a babysitter or their aunt's. [Editor's note: Sounds like a good time!]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

you could just drink it and just say "ewwwww, this trip's really sour!"

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

when ... when you marry them.

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

single because priests do that and God did that. [Editor's note: Ryan's THRILLED.]

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

you would just sit along the street and nobody would be with you and moms would have to have babies and the dads won't have babies. 

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

you would just say sorry to God and "I'm sorry that I married somebody." [Editor's note: i.e. Go to confession a lot.]

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD?

yeah. read it on my facebook! twitter! 

WE DON'T HAVE TWITTER.

okay. then don't write twitter.



2 comments:

  1. "I'm sorry that I married somebody" made both members of the household laugh out loud on this early morning.

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  2. Hilarious! And the picture is perfect to go with it :)

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